Richard Vernon
(Paul Gleason)


Paul's best lines:

"Well, we are..."

"All right, that's it! I'm going tobe right outside those doors. The next time I hafta come in here...I'm cracking skulls!"

"You're a gutless turd."

"Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns."

"And you...I will not be made a fool of."

"You think this is cute? You think he's bitchin'? Is that it?

"Wake up! Who has to go to the lavatory?"

It is now 7:06. You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to think about why you're here. To ponder the error of your ways...

Some of Paul's greatest scenes. . .

MR. VERNON: What was that ruckus?

ANDREW: Uh, what ruckus?

MR. VERNON: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.

BRIAN: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

MR. VERNON: Wake up!

MR. VERNON: Who needs to use the lavatory?

MR. VERNON:I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it.

MR. VERNON: Get on your feet, pal. Let's find out how tough you are. C'mon, I'll give you the first punch...let's go!

MR. VERNON: Just take one shot. That's all I need...just one swing.

MR. VERNON: You're a gutless turd.

MR. VERNON: I'm gonna be there. I'm going to knock your dick in the dirt.