Ally's best lines:

"I'll do anything sexual, I don't need a million dollars to do it either..."

I already have...I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal...I'm a nymphomaniac!

"I never did it either. I'm not a nympomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar."

Some of Ally's greatest scenes. . .

ANDREW: What's your poison? What do you drink?
ALLISON: Vodka!
ANDREW: Vodka? When do you drink vodka?
ALLISON: Whenever.
ANDREW: Lots?
ALLISON: Tons!

ALLISON: "Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke....your birthday is March 12th, you're five-nine and a half,
you weigh a hundred and thirty pounds and your social security number is 0-4-9-3-8-0-9-1.......3"

BRIAN: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
ALLISON: I stole your wallet.
BRIAN: Give it to me...
ALLISON: No...
BRIAN: Give it!
BRIAN: This is great...you're a thief too! Huh?
ALLISON: I'm not a thief!
BRIAN: Multi-talented!
ALLISON: What's there to steal? Two bucks and a beaver shot!
ANDREW: A what?
ALLISON: He's got a nudie picture in there! I saw it, it's perverted!
ANDREW: All right, let's see it!

ALLISON: You wanna know what I did to get in here? Nothing...I didn't have anything better to do.
(Everyone laughs.)
ALLISON: You're laughing at me...
ANDREW: No!
(Allison starts to laugh too.)
ALLISON: Yeah you are!

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